i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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