wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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