you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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