There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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