So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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