Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
