just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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