I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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