Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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