Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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