i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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