I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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