Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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