I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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