She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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