Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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