I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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