That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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