They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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