Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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