Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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