is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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