I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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