On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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