dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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