haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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