butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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