the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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