my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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