Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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