We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm really busy with my period
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