Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
