i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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