We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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