I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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