I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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