I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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