I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
