he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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