Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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