11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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