just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize