that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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