He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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