How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Can vaginas get frostbite?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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