Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
