I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
