And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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