Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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