I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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