Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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