Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You need Xanax blowdarts
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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